A sexy woman walks up to the counter in a bar, beckons the bartender over and asks to speak to the manager.
The barman says the manager isn't available, but the woman begins running her fingers through his hair and stroking his face.
The woman insists that she needs to speak to the manager, so the barman says: "He isn't here but anything you think he can do, I can do for you too."
"Well," syas the woman, now teasing the barman's lips and letting him suck her elegant fingers, "I just wanted to let him know there's no toilet paper or soap in the woman's bathroom."
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