Posted 04-03-2008
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by Michael Seaborn

Working overtime

Irreverent, sexist and definitely not politically correct

An architect, an artist and an accountant were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or the mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The accountant said: "I like both."
"Both?" the others asked.
"Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman and you can go to the office and really get some work done."

It's a fact

The starfish has five limbs and can re-grow four of them, as long as its central body is not harmed.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

People do not get sick from cold weather; it’s from being indoors a lot more.

 

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