A boy and a girl go to the same school and live in the same street. They don’t like each other and often compete. One day the boy says: “My dad bought me a box of 12 crayons. What do you think of that?”
“That’s nothing,” says the girl. “My mum bought me a box of 24 crayons and it’s got every colour. So there.”
Not to be out-done the boy says: “Well, my dad bought me a 10-speed bike and I’ve got a sticker on the front. So there.”
By this time the boy’s so angry he pulls down his pants, points to his privates and says: “Well, my dad says you ain’t got one of these. So there.”
“That’s nothin’,” says the girl, who pulls up her skirt and points to her privates. “My mum says with one of these I can have as many of those as I want.”
It’s a fact
The average speed of an avalanche is 35km an hour.
One brow wrinkle is the result of 200,000 frowns.
Chocolate contains the same chemical that your brain produces when you fall in love - phenylethylamine.
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