An architect, an artist and an accountant were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or the mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The accountant said: "I like both."
"Both?" the others asked.
"Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman and you can go to the office and really get some work done."

It's a fact
The starfish has five limbs and can re-grow four of them, as long as its central body is not harmed.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
People do not get sick from cold weather; it’s from being indoors a lot more.
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