FEMALE COMPASSION

(NEVER TO BE UNDERESTIMATED)

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man replied "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third really beautiful woman came up to him and said, "Have you ever been f---ed?"

The fellow said "No."

She said "You will be when the tide comes in."

It’s a fact

• Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

• Reviewing something before you fall asleep will cause you to remember it better when you wake up.

• Taking several short breaths before you jump into water will allow you to stay under water longer.