 Last Wishes
Last night my son and I were sitting in the den when I said to him,
“I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on
some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive.
That would be no quality of life at all. If that ever happens,
just pull the plug.”
So he got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
He's such a bastard.
It’s a fact
• In 2005, the US government spent on average over $20,000 for each household.
• Coca-Cola translated to Chinese means, "To make mouth happy".
• White Out was invented by the mother of Mike Nesmith (formerly of The Monkees). | 
