A man goes hunting and brings home a deer to cook for dinner.
The hunter and his wife decide that they won’t tell their kids what kind of meat it is, but agree to give them a clue and let them guess instead.
The children can’t pick the meat and beg their dad for a clue.
“Well, it’s what Mummy calls me sometimes”, he replied.
The little girl turning to her brother “Don’t eat it – it’s an arsehole!”
It’s a fact
Due to its eye placement a donkey can see all its hooves at the same time.
When the Eiffel Tower was built in 1884, Parisians referred to it as “the tragic lamppost”.
Fish have been known to kiss up to 25 minutes.
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